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Friday, August 6, 2010

Mr.D -post 88


Interview part 2:
Mr.D's dining room;
Sarah: I notice you are a big fan of Antiques Roadshow
Mr.D: Yes, how did you notice?
Sarah: Well, there is a cut-out TV guide from the newspaper every time it has been on. And a picture of the host.
Mr.D: Yep
Sarah: So I guess you like Antiques?
Mr.D: NO! Hate them! Hate them with passion and pride!
Sarah: So why do you like Antiques Roadshow?
Mr.D.......... Shut up
Sarah: Oh my goodness!
Mr.D: SHUT UP WOMAN!!!!!
Sarah: EKKKKK!!!
Mr.D Get out of my house! NOW!

So Sarah left. She got as far away from him as she could: A Sushi Bar in the heart of South Africa.
The rest of questions were sent by mail. It took 2 months for each reply. TV6 Canada advised Sarah that she changed her name to 'James O'Donnell' for safety reasons.

Dear Mr.D
Do you like Antiques Roadshow?
Yours,
James O'Donnell 14 Lion Ave, Somewhere in Africa

Dear James O'Donnell
Whatever you do, do not tell Sarah of TV6 Canada that I said this.
YES I LOVE IT.

Dear Mr.D
Good to hear

Sarah of TV6 later phoned Mr.D to say sorry. Mr.D agreed to a Interview.
If you would like to phone Mr.D, phone:
Canada: 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
U.S.A: 0800 you suck canada rulz
Australia: 1
New Zealand: 111 P.S: you have a 1 in 50 chance of getting Mr.D. If you do not reach him you have could the police. Please only call Mr.D if you have an emergency (just in case).

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