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4-On: Cows

Cows. They are every where. Not only are they every where, they are putting New Zealand in danger; of pollution. That's right; pollution. Too much gas. So we all stop driving our cars? That's not doing any good! We need to cover up those darn cows arses! So as you can see I have prepared I diagram to solve this tricky problem. So with this said and done, where will the containers go full of cow gas? Australia of course, and if they don't want it. The sea - where nothing can be harmed.

Answer for yesterday's FACTor: Fact #4

Bennett Morgan.

FACTor

It's time for some new facts from Bennett Morgan our FACTor.
Fact #1: John Key is jewish,
A lot of people still don't know this but it's fact, our PM is in fact Jewish.
Fact #2: Phil Goff drives a motor bike,
Cool dude ha? Or try hard?
Fact #3: Turiana Turia's father was American,
Yes leader of the Maori party. And she is as much American as Maori.
Fact #4: The X Factor means to believe in god,
To have the X Facotr is to believe in god, when Henry O'Connar discoverd it in 1914, 3rd of March.
Final Fact: According to Wikipedia Paul Henry was a gypsy. (our was for a while)

Check it out sometime.

Now the FACTor has given you one in correct fact, what is it? Email the answer to Bennett's email; bennettmorgan9@gmail.com or comment below. (email recomended). We will say the answer tommorow.


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4Views: 4 in one.

Now it's time for 4 views, and this week our first 4 opnion views;
1: A GAGGLE OF GAYS
So what pops in to mind when this goes through the air? Geese? Laughing Darren Hughes? Phil Goff and Ma'a Nonu putting on make up? Well whatever may, it's darn weird. Do be honest it isn't write to be said in public, but at school... Hilarious.

2. CAN ADAM FIX IT?
TV3 is in a bit of a hard spot at the moment. TVNZ's Masterchef is creaming up their 'House' like Aunt Sally makes a 9-egg pav. We had to listen in to TV3's conversation;
Boss: Oh Shit! What do we do now?
Adviser: Another Adam Sandler move remeber?
Boss: Oh yeah right.
Well that's pretty much how it went.

3. OH SHAKES!
Another week, another few hundred aftershocks for Japan. Scientests now think aftershocks could last 30 years, and to think we were gasping at a whole month for CHCH.

4. CRUSADERS, RETREAT.
Well, not a retreat. In a more polite way a re camp. That isn't a word. But I don't care. Anyway, big ups to the Crusaders who won over the Bulls in Timaru by something or other to none - very good. But will they we caught in the Hurricanes? Pffffttt yeah right.

Well that ends another '4 in one'. Make sure you catch our next post soon, for now though, Bye bye.