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Friday, August 13, 2010

Mr.D THE FINALE


Sarah: Lovely Tea Mr.D.
Mr.D: Yes, I am very good at making Teas.
Sarah: Why is that exactly?
Mr.D: I grow my on Tea, it's just in my backyard next to the Clown Sanctuary...
Sarah: OK. Let's go there.
Mr.D leads Sarah threw his forest, past his pond, past his Monkey prison, past the Kindi, past his Temple to the Tea fields.
Sarah: Oh my! They go right up those hills over there!
Mr.D Yes.
Sarah: How rich are you?
Mr.D: Last time I checked my account I had $0.4
Sarah: How on earth did you afford all this?
Mr.D: HEY! Who said this was cheap? This costs a lot of money you know!
Sarah: Alright, alright just calm down.
Mr.D: CLAM DOWN???!!!! HOW CAN I CLAM DOWN!!!!!!????? YOU KNOW WHAT??!!! YOUR JUST A BIG FAT B.......................................................

Canada TV6 found Mr.D's last 5,099 words quite offensive, so we cut it out. It has now been 5 months since this interview was done. Mr.D has found a new home in Malaysia and is currently teaching Dogs how to play a game of Scrabble whilst eating porridge. As for Sarah, she has retired from TV6, and is currently living somewhere in Australia.

Thank you for reading MR.D INTERVIEW.
(C) 2010 Canadian TV6 and 5. CANADA.

COMIN SOON: COMEDY..... Post 96.


NEXT it's the final of Mr.D and Family Guy Script.
Next Friday replacing Family Guy Script will be a new show called Sha-a. Sha-na follows the life of a Hobo in Wellington, as he tries to become the most popular Hobo in Wellington and out rank The Blanket Man.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

New comedys coming soon:................ Post 95.


Brand new series replaces 'Mr.D' next week. Lag Lab follows the lives of 3 Australian computer Geeks. MADE HERE IN NEW ZEALAND, by us OKATONLINE.



And brand new OKATONLINE made 'Sha-na'. Preview above this post.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Posts from the past. Build up to 100: 94th post.


Here it is:
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OKATO TV DAY- All Blacks or All Whites?

With the soccer world cup coming up this month, there is growing curiosity on what will get the most viewers,
All Blacks? All Whites?
In the Capital soccer has just become more popular then rugby as seen by these stats:
Hurricanes season: on average 13 000
Wellington Vodafone Lions 2009: average 11 000
Wellington Phoenix Play-offs: 17 000- 32 000
All Whites v Bahrain: 33 000

Although All Blacks got similar crowds, TV viewings rocketed for the All Whites

Bennett Morgan
okatoONLINE studios, Wellington

who will win? give us your thoughts: bennettmorgan9@gmail.com
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Saturday, August 7, 2010

Posts from the past- post 93

Tonight: Post Number 4:
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The new Cafe is opening in Okato soon across the road from the four square.
Will it survive with The Lahar just across the road?
give us your thoughts at:
bennettmorgan9@gmail.com

Bennett Morgan
25 Moffit St
Wellington
New Zealand

Published at okatoONLINE studios in Wellington
'bringing Okato to the world'

Friday, August 6, 2010

ITM CUP STANDINGS (TVNZ)- 92

Canterbury 2 1 1 0 50 49 1 0 7
Bay of Plenty 2 1 0 1 40 24 1 1 6
Taranaki 2 1 0 1 52 37 1 1 6
Auckland 1 1 0 0 36 14 1 0 5
Counties Manukau 1 1 0 0 29 13 1 0 5
Southland 1 1 0 0 37 23 1 0 5
Wellington 1 1 0 0 20 11 0 0 4
Northland 1 1 0 0 26 19 0 0 4
Waikato 1 1 0 0 13 10 0 0 4
Manawatu 2 0 0 2 49 64 1 1 2
Hawke's Bay 2 0 1 1 34 53 0 0 2
Otago 1 0 0 1 13 29 0 0 0
North Harbour 1 0 0 1 14 36 0 0 0
Tasman 2 0 0 2 22 53 0 0 0

Okato Sport- Taranaki successful over struggling Tasman- 91


Taranaki won against Tasman in spectacular form winning 33-11.
There was little hope that Taranaki would take such a victory after loosing to high-riding Northland last week. Tasman showed Wellington they could get points on the board in Wellington last week. This game looked so promising for the Mako's but it ended up being another 11 point day.

Desperate for a victory Tasman will retreat to Nelson next week. Meanwhile Taranaki can celebrate while they can as they take on Waikato next week in Hamilton.
Taranaki 33 (Kurt Baker, Tyson Keats, Jarrad Hoeata, David Smith, George Pisi tries; Willie Ripia 3 con, Beauden Barrett con)
Tasman 11 (Vernon Fredericks try; Steve Alfeld 2 pen).
Halftime: 21-6.
And Bay of Plenty have beaten Hawke's Bay in Napier (30-11)