| Canterbury | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 50 | 49 | 1 | 0 | 7 |
| Bay of Plenty | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 40 | 24 | 1 | 1 | 6 |
| Taranaki | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 52 | 37 | 1 | 1 | 6 |
| Auckland | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 36 | 14 | 1 | 0 | 5 |
| Counties Manukau | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 29 | 13 | 1 | 0 | 5 |
| Southland | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 37 | 23 | 1 | 0 | 5 |
| Wellington | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| Northland | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 26 | 19 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| Waikato | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| Manawatu | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 49 | 64 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Hawke's Bay | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 34 | 53 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Otago | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 29 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| North Harbour | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 36 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Tasman | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 22 | 53 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Welcome to FOUR
Friday, August 6, 2010
ITM CUP STANDINGS (TVNZ)- 92
Okato Sport- Taranaki successful over struggling Tasman- 91
Taranaki won against Tasman in spectacular form winning 33-11.
There was little hope that Taranaki would take such a victory after loosing to high-riding Northland last week. Tasman showed Wellington they could get points on the board in Wellington last week. This game looked so promising for the Mako's but it ended up being another 11 point day.
Desperate for a victory Tasman will retreat to Nelson next week. Meanwhile Taranaki can celebrate while they can as they take on Waikato next week in Hamilton.
Taranaki 33 (Kurt Baker, Tyson Keats, Jarrad Hoeata, David Smith, George Pisi tries; Willie Ripia 3 con, Beauden Barrett con)
Tasman 11 (Vernon Fredericks try; Steve Alfeld 2 pen).
Halftime: 21-6.
And Bay of Plenty have beaten Hawke's Bay in Napier (30-11)
Family Guy Scrpit Part 2- post90- 10 to go!
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| INT. GRIFFIN'S LIVING RM. - AFTERNOON Peter and Meg sit watching the news. ANCHORMAN … the clown reportedly was not hurt by the blast, and he promises that no more deaths will occur at birthday parties in the future. And now back to reality… Lois enters the room, holding Stewie. STEWIE Curse you, mother! I was having a perfectly good dream about world domin… (realizes near-mistake, and looks around suspiciously, making sure no one caught it) … yams. Luckily, I’ll have a reward for you right about… (strains) … now. LOIS Oh, Stewie. Whew! You have a poopy. Time to get you changed. STEWIE Yes! Changed! Change me now, woman! Lois takes Stewie to table behind sofa, and changes him. Meg leaves the room. LOIS So what was wrong with Meg? PETER Oh, just a little misunderstanding. It’s all fixed now. LOIS Well, good. (finishes with Stewie) There you are, Stewie. Good as new. STEWIE (Walking around, testing diaper) It’s too itchy old woman! Lois walks into kitchen. STEWIE Where are you going? I demand you come back here at once and fix this! Why! … Well! … Darn. Lois returns. LOIS Just think, Stewie. One day, you’ll be able to go to school, meet new people, make friends, and learn some new things. STEWIE Friends? Why, why, friends? Who needs friends when you can have… (thinks for the right word) … minions! Yes… minions. (laughs to himself) INT. STEWIE’S BEDROOM – NIGHT Stewie sleeps in his crib. He sleeps restlessly, though. STEWIE (In sleep) Lois… Die… (jumps at scream, yet stays asleep) Minions! Dream Sequence begins… INT. SCHOOL – FOUR YEARS FROM PRESENT, DAY. Stewie walks into school building. Several men in black suits follow him. SECRET SERVICE # 1 Mr. Lord, thingy, sir! This area is safe for your highness. We shall assign agents to guard you. STEWIE Thank you, my good man. (man leans, and Stewie pets the man’s head) You may go on now. The men leave. Other students begin to walk up. BILLY My name’s Billy. What’s yours? STEWIE I am Stewie Griffin, emperor of all you can see… (waits for effect) and more. BILLY You mean, like, over to the swing set? STEWIE No you little… (sighs in frustration, then changes his tone to gentle) … yes, yes my good man. To the swing set, yes. BILLY Wow. MICHAEL My name’s Michael. Want to hear something fun? STEWIE Oh, yes. I do love fun. What is it? MICHAEL (singing) I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves; everybody’s nerves; everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves and this is how it goes: I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves… STEWIE Shut up! Shut up, I say! Shut it you inconceivably redundant twerp! And what is this song of which you sing! Tell me! (he grabs Michael’s collar) A bell rings. STEWIE (letting go) What… What was that dreadful noise? BILLY That was the bell. We have to go to class now. INT. MRS. BILLIARD’S CLASSROOM – ONE MINUTE LATER Stewie sits in desk behind Billy and in front of Michael. Mrs. Billiard stands in front of the class, writing on the board. BILLY (repeating, over, and over) Oh no. Oh no. Oh no… MICHAEL (repeating, over, and over) Goody, Goody, Goody, Goody, Goody… STEWIE (to guard at door) Jordan, please get me Death. JORDAN Right. A few moments pass, and Jordan reappears. JORDAN Got him, sir. STEWIE Oh goody! (realizes mistake, blushes slightly, looks around, and changes tone) I mean, wonderful news, Jordan. (Gets up to leave) MRS. BILLIARD Now, Stewie. You can’t leave during class. Not even little emperors can skip their schooling. STEWIE Mrs. Billiard, charming old woman, may I inquire of you? MRS. BILLIARD Well, Stewie… I suppose. STEWIE Have you, or have you not, children? MRS. BILLIARD Why, yes. I do. Why do you want to know, Stewie. STEWIE Do you agree, or disagree, that you treat your children well? MRS. BILLIARD Agree. (slits eyes slightly) Why? STEWIE Very well, Mrs. Billiard. But did you, or did you not, force them to spend nine terrible, long, months in, for lack of better words, your tummy? MRS. BILLIARD Oh, why yes, Stewie. Every child goes there before entering the world. STEWIE (eyes widen) What? You mean… (disgust enters his voice) everyone actually forces children to be endlessly tortured for nine horrific months? What kind of barbaric race do we live in. (stands in awe for a moment, then realizes why he was up in the first place) Still, I must leave immediately. He exits. BILLY Wait… I was in my mommy’s tummy? |
Mr.D -post 88
Interview part 2:
Mr.D's dining room;
Sarah: I notice you are a big fan of Antiques Roadshow
Mr.D: Yes, how did you notice?
Sarah: Well, there is a cut-out TV guide from the newspaper every time it has been on. And a picture of the host.
Mr.D: Yep
Sarah: So I guess you like Antiques?
Mr.D: NO! Hate them! Hate them with passion and pride!
Sarah: So why do you like Antiques Roadshow?
Mr.D.......... Shut up
Sarah: Oh my goodness!
Mr.D: SHUT UP WOMAN!!!!!
Sarah: EKKKKK!!!
Mr.D Get out of my house! NOW!
So Sarah left. She got as far away from him as she could: A Sushi Bar in the heart of South Africa.
The rest of questions were sent by mail. It took 2 months for each reply. TV6 Canada advised Sarah that she changed her name to 'James O'Donnell' for safety reasons.
Dear Mr.D
Do you like Antiques Roadshow?
Yours,
James O'Donnell 14 Lion Ave, Somewhere in Africa
Dear James O'Donnell
Whatever you do, do not tell Sarah of TV6 Canada that I said this.
YES I LOVE IT.
Dear Mr.D
Good to hear
Sarah of TV6 later phoned Mr.D to say sorry. Mr.D agreed to a Interview.
If you would like to phone Mr.D, phone:
Canada: 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
U.S.A: 0800 you suck canada rulz
Australia: 1
New Zealand: 111 P.S: you have a 1 in 50 chance of getting Mr.D. If you do not reach him you have could the police. Please only call Mr.D if you have an emergency (just in case).
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Posts from the past. Build up to 100: 86th post.
Today on Posts from the past; Post number 3. This was the first ever Okato TV Day Post.
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OKATO TV DAY- 50 years of what?
Our main focus is the recent 'CHEERS TO 50 YEARS' logo on the top right hand corner of your TV screen if you just so happen to be watching TVONE,TV2,TVNZ6,TVNZ7 . Soon TVNZ HEARTLAND will join TVNZ's four previous channels . The channel which is scheduled to have 100 000 viewers per day, with a mojority of farmers tuning in. It goes to air on the same night in which CHEERS TO 50 YEARS airs on TVONE.
Bennett Morgan
okatoONLINE studios
Wellington.
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Although Okato TV Day was canceled a few weeks ago, you can still view Old TV stats on the bottom right of OKATONLINE.
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