New Blog

http://wellingtoncatscoll.blogspot.com/

4-On: Cows

Cows. They are every where. Not only are they every where, they are putting New Zealand in danger; of pollution. That's right; pollution. Too much gas. So we all stop driving our cars? That's not doing any good! We need to cover up those darn cows arses! So as you can see I have prepared I diagram to solve this tricky problem. So with this said and done, where will the containers go full of cow gas? Australia of course, and if they don't want it. The sea - where nothing can be harmed.

Answer for yesterday's FACTor: Fact #4

Bennett Morgan.

FACTor

It's time for some new facts from Bennett Morgan our FACTor.
Fact #1: John Key is jewish,
A lot of people still don't know this but it's fact, our PM is in fact Jewish.
Fact #2: Phil Goff drives a motor bike,
Cool dude ha? Or try hard?
Fact #3: Turiana Turia's father was American,
Yes leader of the Maori party. And she is as much American as Maori.
Fact #4: The X Factor means to believe in god,
To have the X Facotr is to believe in god, when Henry O'Connar discoverd it in 1914, 3rd of March.
Final Fact: According to Wikipedia Paul Henry was a gypsy. (our was for a while)

Check it out sometime.

Now the FACTor has given you one in correct fact, what is it? Email the answer to Bennett's email; bennettmorgan9@gmail.com or comment below. (email recomended). We will say the answer tommorow.


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4Views: 4 in one.

Now it's time for 4 views, and this week our first 4 opnion views;
1: A GAGGLE OF GAYS
So what pops in to mind when this goes through the air? Geese? Laughing Darren Hughes? Phil Goff and Ma'a Nonu putting on make up? Well whatever may, it's darn weird. Do be honest it isn't write to be said in public, but at school... Hilarious.

2. CAN ADAM FIX IT?
TV3 is in a bit of a hard spot at the moment. TVNZ's Masterchef is creaming up their 'House' like Aunt Sally makes a 9-egg pav. We had to listen in to TV3's conversation;
Boss: Oh Shit! What do we do now?
Adviser: Another Adam Sandler move remeber?
Boss: Oh yeah right.
Well that's pretty much how it went.

3. OH SHAKES!
Another week, another few hundred aftershocks for Japan. Scientests now think aftershocks could last 30 years, and to think we were gasping at a whole month for CHCH.

4. CRUSADERS, RETREAT.
Well, not a retreat. In a more polite way a re camp. That isn't a word. But I don't care. Anyway, big ups to the Crusaders who won over the Bulls in Timaru by something or other to none - very good. But will they we caught in the Hurricanes? Pffffttt yeah right.

Well that ends another '4 in one'. Make sure you catch our next post soon, for now though, Bye bye.

Argie Bargie and friends

Wow, what a weekend. Seemed to be a lot of weird and wonderful costumes. Men showing their bits on LIVE TV, K.K.K Samoans, Arabs and A!Marioos!. Certainly an eventful weekend. It was a bit out of control but all in all encourage you to go next year.

TheBlogger: Happy, happy Waitangi...meh.

Is it really that happy of a day? No one really seems to celebrate this day, our only National day. It seems to be the day that we all hate each other and think about a piece of paper(s). However, Newstalk ZB radio host, Pat.B has promoted the day on social networking site Facebook. The page is named 'Waitangi Day BBQ; check it out.

Wishing you all a safe and happy day,

FOURViews: mediawatch

Welcome to the first ever edition of FOUR's mediawatch. Today we look at the best of OkatoOnline over the past dew years, all the goodness to come on FOUR, plus the Throng TV ratings and the battle of the youths who will win?

Throng TV overnight ratings, brought to you by Freeview; more than just free TV:

Most watched

1. One News: 650,220 (TV ONE, 6:00pm - 7:00pm)
2. Intrepid Journeys: 596,810 (TV ONE, 8:30pm - 9:30pm)
3. Coronation Street: 495,150 (TV ONE, 7:30pm - 8:30pm)
4. Close Up: 480,890 (TV ONE, 7:00pm - 7:30pm)
5. Shortland Street: 459,740 (TV2, 7:00pm - 7:30pm)

Most watched evening (7.30pm - 11pm)

1. Intrepid Journeys: 596,810 (TV ONE, 8:30pm - 9:30pm)
2. Coronation Street: 495,150 (TV ONE, 7:30pm - 8:30pm)
3. How The Other Half Lives: 419,060 (TV ONE, 9:30pm - 10:35pm)
4. Highway Patrol: 399,830 (TV2, 7:35pm - 8:30pm)
5. Tonight: 282,950 (TV ONE, 10:35pm - 11:05pm)

Most watched daytime (9am - 5pm)

1. ONE News Midday: 152,050 (TV ONE, 12:00pm - 12:30pm)
2. Emmerdale: 133,060 (TV ONE, 12:30pm - 1:00pm)
3. Ned's Declassified School Surv: 120,630 (TV2, 4:30pm - 5:00pm)
4. Creature Features: 120,320 (TV2, 4:25pm - 4:30pm)
5. Spongebob Squarepants: 115,490 (TV2, 4:00pm - 4:25pm)

Most watched on TV ONE

1. One News: 650,220 (6:00pm - 7:00pm)
2. Intrepid Journeys: 596,810 (8:30pm - 9:30pm)
3. Coronation Street: 495,150 (7:30pm - 8:30pm)
4. Close Up: 480,890 (7:00pm - 7:30pm)
5. How The Other Half Lives: 419,060 (9:30pm - 10:35pm)

Most watched on TV2

1. Shortland Street: 459,740 (7:00pm - 7:30pm)
2. Highway Patrol: 399,830 (7:35pm - 8:30pm)
3. The Vampire Diaries: 252,800 (9:35pm - 10:30pm)
4. The Vampire Diaries: 243,720 (8:30pm - 9:30pm)
5. The Mentalist: 151,030 (10:30pm - 11:30pm)

Most watched on TV3

1. 3 News: 301,330 (6:00pm - 7:00pm)
2. Tabatha's Salon Takeover: 252,990 (9:30pm - 10:30pm)
3. Campbell Live: 211,810 (7:00pm - 7:30pm)
4. Mean Girls: 199,960 (7:30pm - 9:30pm)
5. Home and Away: 190,360 (5:30pm - 6:00pm)
   OkatoOnline, it has just been fantastic. Putting and creating great shows and entries since. Let's take a look back at that first ever post;
   

   welcome

   Welcome to okatoONLINE! over the next few years this website will constitutionally updating you with news,stories and weather reports for the Taranaki region. okatoONLINE is designed to give information on the Okato community from our studios in New Zealands capital city of Wellington.
   Never since TaranakiTV7 has a corporation been to inspired about the farming community, district council and our local schools and educations. so welcome to okatoONLINE
   ambassador of okatoONLINE
   Bennett Morgan
   Wellington
   New Zealand
   
   okatoONLINE 'bringing Okato to the world'
   .
   Well, in 2011 things will be just as good at FOUR. So we are interested in this new topic, tomorrow Mediaworks launches TVFour and later on in the year TVNZ will launch 'U'. Who will win?
   That's all from mediawatch for now,
   Good day.
   

There's a new blog coming... for the whole family, FOUR

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Dead Funny Makes The Move

Sara and the Dead Funny crew have moved on to Okatonline 2. You can catch them in their latest edition now in a special 'Celebrity edition'. http://intokato2.blogspot.com/2010/11/celebrity-dead-funny.html

News Beat #3

THIS FROM THE BBC (bbc.co.uk) LATEST ON KOREA:

South Korea is to strengthen its military force on five islands close to North Korea, amid tensions over a clash that left four people dead.

It will also review military policy on the use of force, amid concerns it had become "rather passive".

North Korean shelling of a South Korean island on Tuesday killed two civilians and two marines, and prompted an increase in regional tension.

Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao has urged both to exercise "utmost restraint".

North Korea, meanwhile, has threatened further military action if South Korea continues on what it called a "path of military provocation", the North's official KCNA news agency reported.

Pyongyang also blamed the new level of hostilities on the United States - saying the US helped draw up the "illegal" western maritime border between the two Koreas.

Troop increase

The clash two days ago was one of the worst incidents between the two Koreas, who remain technically at war following the 1950-53 Korean War.
SPORT:
Burger King NZ Breakers in strong lead over Gold Coast at North Shore Event Centre.
Australia going strong against England in the Ashes.
All Blacks to wear BLACK ARM BAND against Wales. A moment silence will also be held before the match. A moment silence was also held at the ashes.
Weather:
http://tvnz.co.nz/weather-forecast
What's on?
TVONE: Jo Frost, Boys And Girls Alone, ONE News Tonight.
TV2: The Vampire Diaries, The Mentalist.
TV3: CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE.
The weird story: Mc Donald's in Great Britain now offers degrees.
Talking Point on BBC Radio 1's Chris Moyels Show and Dev: Snow is falling.

News Beat

North Korea:
American President Barack Obama told America TV's ABC Network News that North Korea is a serious threat. He also states in the interview '' A serious and ongoing thereat that needs to be dealt

with''. Obama says The South is an important ally.

Pike River:
It is understood the 29 miners that went missing during the explosion on Friday are dead. This was confirmed earlier today. For more we advise tvnz.co.nz.

News Beat- BREAKING NEWS

THIS FROM THE BBC (www.bbc.co.uk)
South Korea says it has returned fire after North Korea fired around 200 artillery shells at one of its border islands, reportedly killing one marine.

The South's military was placed on its highest non-wartime alert after the shells landed on Yeonpyeong island.

North Korea has not yet commented on the incident, in which three marines and two civilians were also injured.

Correspondents say this is one of the most serious since the Korean War ended without a peace treaty in 1953.

There have been occasional cross-border clashes since, but the latest incident comes at a time of rising regional tension.

North Korea's reclusive leader Kim Jong-il is believed to be ill and trying to engineer the succession of his youngest son. And on Saturday, North Korea showed off what it claimed was a new uranium enrichment facility - potentially giving it a second route to a nuclear weapon.

The move prompted the US special representative for North Korea, Stephen Bosworth, to rule out the resumption of six-party talks on resolving the nuclear issue.

South Korean presidential spokesman Kim Hee-jung also said it was investigating a possible link between the artillery attack and recent maritime exercises near the western sea border earlier on Tuesday.

It also comes just over a month after North Korean leader Kim Jong-il's youngest son, Kim Jong-un, was appointed to senior political and military posts, fuelling speculation that he was being prepared to succeed him.

'Illegal firing'

A spokesman for South Korea's Joint Chiefs of Staff said North Korean artillery shells had started falling in the waters off the island of Yeonpyeong at 1434 (0534 GMT). Some landed directly on the island.
BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING N-
READ THE FULL DEVELOPING STORY AT THIS URL: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-11818005. LOOK UNDER 'ILLEGAL FIRING' TO READ THE UNCOVERED BY NEWS BEAT. UPDATE SOMETIME TOMORROW AND ON OUR FACEBOOK. THIS STORY IS STILL IN DEVELOPMENT. BUILDINGS ARE STILL ON FIRE AND ARE SPREADING OUT OF CONTROL. SOUTH KOREA HAVE MADE THREATS. THAT IS ALL WE KNOW AT THIS TIME ON THIS BREAKING NEWS. LATEST ON MINE DISASTER: 2nd ROBOT ARRIVES FROM PERTH.

OkatoOnline2

Introducing OkatoOnline 2. Heres a preview from the blog: Welcome to OkatOnline 2. The entertainment blog. With your favorites from OkatoOnline ONE like 'Dead Funny' and the promised 'Lag Lab'. OkatoOnline 2 is also the new home of 'Bill Guy' of V-THE BILL GUY STORY. Welcome to Okato's entertainment. LINK: http://intokato2.blogspot.com/.

Link

Heres a link to Okato's Alan (Waldo) Hartley's web page. It has all of his art:

http://www.tart.co.nz/Waldo/waldo.htm

Picture of the day:

This is of the Anglican Church next to the school.

Friday Comedy- Dead Funny.

Vancouver, BC, Canada, 11.37PM. Setting: stormy night at Canada TV6 where a meeting has just started.
TV6 Boss: Mr.D? What a fail. We need something fresh...
TV6 Diana: Osama?

Boss: No

TV6 Daniel: Fatty boom booms

Boss: No fatty

TV6 Sara: Dead people- Hhahahahah.
Boss: Perfect!

Sara: I was joking
Boss: Since you came up with it, off you go.
Setting: Small town out of Vancouver. Sara and her mic.
Using special Al Qaeda technology worth over $6,000,000 USA, Sara is able to set up a special network for the dead to be interviewed using a Al Qaeda membership netbook. It usually takes 2-6 hours, as the dead are quite often asleep. Meanwhile a India company called ISSTC (India Super Secret Techno Centre) is trying to keep the dead permanently awake (active without moving or being zombies) using the power of the sun and the energy of one cup of coffee made by a TV3 presenter. Also IEMSTC (Indian Even More Secret Techno Centre) is trying to make the dead more calm when in awake mode by playing a variety of John Lennon's greatest hits.

Sara waits in till she has a reading. By 5.09AM she has 1 dead person online:

Sara chats to her dead person by using a Facebook like chat. Heres how it went:
Sara: What sort of person were you during your lifetime?

Dead Man Jack: Fat. I ate McDonalds every day. I was 31 when I died. That was 20 years ago, my mum is still up that house you can see up that hill...
Sara looks up at the nearest hill to see a dark house with a little bit of light just lighting the farms below.
Dead Man Jack: That darkness you can see is my mum. She hasn't moved there since I died.
Sara: Whats it like being dead?
Dead Man Jack: It's OK I guess. No more heart attacks constantly. A hey hey hey.

Sara: Fat Albert?

Dead Man JACK: No JACK.

Sara: Oh yeah.

DMJ: Dumbo

Sara: Any down sides?

DMJ: Yeah it's kinda hot down here in my coffin. I awaiting my train to either Heaven, Hell or new life.
Sara: How long till you go?

DMJ: Well, there was a guy called Joe who was next to me for a while. He left 5 years ago to heaven. He'd been down there 50 years. So 50 years till I go.

Sara: Where is the train?

DMJ: If I look past my feet I can see a underground subway station. Thats where I last saw Joe.

Sara: A Underground station?
DMJ: You living people cant see it.

Sara: So how is being dead different than being one of the living.

DMJ: I cant feel. and I can see about 97% more than humans. I can also watch a video of my life on this mini screen down here.
Sara: How do you communicate at night?

DMJ: Well, when you've got people around you, like little Matthew who was 4 when he died, you can chat to them. Poor old Matthew is in a very sad position he only died last year. It's really hard living without your mummy. Sometimes I sing to him to make him better. But in other cases we have a small meeting hall for all the dead in this graveyard to attend, it's underground near the station. About 80 people of 90 in the graves attend. There's also Sunday Church for the Christians and a University for the young ones that have a desire for learning.
Sara: Thanks so much Jack.

DMJ: Thank you Sara. And look out for old MJ, he's most active at night.

125 Years of Naki Rugby

This year TRFU (Taranaki Rugby Football Union) celebrated 125 wonderful years of Rugby in Taranaki. Team TenderLink Taranaki finished 5th after 2 years in a row of finishing a unsettling 7th spot. The Taranaki season couldn't have began worse with a loss to Northland by 26-19. But the very next week the players made us all proud to be from Taranaki with their biggest win of the season thrashing a wounded Tasman 33-11.

So,so Taranaki's first game away from home. It had to against Waikato. A team that had beaten Taranaki in the dieing minutes for TWO years in a row; thats at home and away. With Brendan Lenard on the team it looked to be the Moo Loo men all the way. But that was not to be. Taranaki taking that one too: 33-23.

Things were looking up for the rest of the season. People were even suggesting a semi final for Taranaki. But you cant trust the Taranaki team just like you cant trust the Taranaki weather. So somewhat Taranaki appeared underdogs going into the battle with BOP at home. The game for most was as close as two sisters in their 50's. But Taranaki took that one as well 24-15.

Things were looking fantastic for Taranaki they won against Otago 25-15. But a loss to the Aucks by 27-13 made it look as if normal transmission had arrived.

Next game results:
28-19 WON V Counties
125th birthday bashing over the Sonny team 31-20

32-24 LOSS V Hawke's bay
23-6 WON V Southland

30-16 WON V Manawatu
29-15 LOSS V Wellington
49-47 WON V Harbour

Okato's picture of the day

You can find anything on Google. Just by searching 'Okato' I can find Okato's picture of the day. This home according to our reporter in Okato; Sandra, this is the Coastal Taranaki School Art Teachers home or CTSATH. About a 30 second walk from the OTCC (Okato Tennis Club Courts).

This picture was taken on a beautiful Taranaki day. This home rather suits a art teacher.

Friday Night Comedy

Next Friday locally made comedies 'Dead Funny' and 'Lag Lab' star from 7.30 onward.